how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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