Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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