I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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