Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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