we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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