I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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