there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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