the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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