I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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