Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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