Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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