Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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We don't watch enough power rangers
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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