How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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