FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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