it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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