Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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