I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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