Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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