Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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