she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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