ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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