Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
