i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just blew my weed a kiss
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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