I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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