bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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