it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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