All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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