Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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