Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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