It's like God shit irony all over that family
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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