But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wakey wakey hands off snakey
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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