You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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