My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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