One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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