There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you would pick up someone in the library
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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