I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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