You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
