if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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