i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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