is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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