There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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