Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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