You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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