My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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