my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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