so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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