the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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