Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
worst night to have a conscience
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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