As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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