watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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