Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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