He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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